DayOfTheNoodle
2021年12月31日
That’s it? Really?
I knowi it’s an endless shooter, but come on. There is nothing here! At first the visuals are cool and trippy, but then you realize, hey, this is it. After 1 minute of playing you’ve seen everything the game has to offer. Seriously. Thats it, Nothing happens. No progression, no upgrades, no scenery change. Nada. Zip. It was coma inducing. I just held the triggers in for rapid fire and mindlessly sprayed away at the swimming fish that don’t disappear when you shoot them. But little cubes inside them do. Real satisfying. Oh! Something popped up! Get:50 Hits. Well maybe something happens then. Nope. Get: 100 Hits. Ok, maybe then. I decided to get to 200 hits and then I just couldn’t do anymore. I played for 30 minutes maybe? Or was it 7 hours? I think I drifted off there for awhile. For the last five minutes I had my fingers on the triggers and my eyes closed thinking about what I was going to eat and just randomly moving my hands around. Did I “die”? Did the music end or was I penalized in some way? No. Just said Get:210 Hits and kept on going. Maybe it gets more difficult…eventually. But I certainly didn’t get there. The dishes. I would have had more fun doing the dishes in the sink. That includes a dried out lasagna pan. If you buy this, put an elastic band around the triggers and position the controllers in the centre roughly and then go retile the bathroom. It’ll be more fun and your “score” will be just as high. I DO feel somewhat refreshed after that nap I took playing the game though…
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