Monk Massacre

🦍 Monk Massacre: Go Bananas or Go Home 🍌💣

Congratulations. You’ve just stumbled into Monk Massacre, the most scientifically inaccurate gorilla simulation ever created. This isn’t just a game. This is a lifestyle. A religion. A monkey movement. 🛐🐒

Put on your funniest hat 🎩, grab your invisible grappling hands 👐, and start violently flinging yourself across random maps like a cracked-out parkour legend with no taxes to pay. 💸

💥 Tag? More like slap your friends mid-air and scream while doing it. 👒 Cosmetics? We got banana drip. Your monk’s about to look like he walked out of a jungle-themed Gucci catalog. 🌍 Multiplayer? Yeah. But be warned. These lobbies are filled with 9-year-olds who move like anime villains and scream like broken vacuums. 🧹📢

There’s no guns, just pure monkey energy, raw hands, and questionable physics. You will climb things you weren’t supposed to. You will fall off those things. You will scream. Loudly. Probably in a public room. 📉

This is not just Gorilla Tag. This is Monk Massacre. And the only law here is gravity. (Which we ignore half the time.) 🧠🦍💨

Download now or be forever mid 😤🍌