WARNING, Game too fun! (And cheesy, MMM)
Summary of review: WARNING, game is filled with violence, spiders, and heaps of fun, Rated M for cheese balls.(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)
Hi, I love this game, it’s great if you like spiders, there is a lot of spiders in this game, please play it, please play it. It’s very entertaining to burn spiders to death, and spoilers, you get a burning circular saw launcher for beating game, great game, would buy again. Also is great game, would buy again. P.S great game, would buy again? Also, if you are scared of spiders, make sure to turn on scary violin noises, improves gameplay QUALITY immensely. Would also buy again. Scary violin noises alerts you when spider near. Is great if he’s hiding under the couch, but it only makes the sound when they running away, so not great if they are hiding under the couch. Also, if under couch, burn the Tv, it distracts them totally. Also also, would buy again. Great game if you like spiders, also great game if you hate spiders, also great game if you scared of spiders. Burning things is very fun IN THIS GAME. Would buy again. P.S guns are not very effective, hard to aim at spider? Also would buy again, GREAT gamE. Also wish there was multiplayer, then I could burn house down (to kill the spiders of course) and blow up gas stations ( to kill spiders of course) and shoot random flower pots ( not to kill spiders of course) with friends YAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! But can’t do that can I BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Also could set “friend” on fire (in game of course). Also, great game, would buy again. FYI nuke ending SHOCKED me. Crazy ending, also secret ending cool too, you just can’t kill those things can you? Also, still missing food item apparently, can’t find anywhere, is in gas station, but already got food item. So I can never 100% this game if I really wanted to. Also, great game, would buy again. Also, this one random time on “Unnamed game”(would buy again too) I found diamonds in a giant skeleton under the ground. It was crazy, I had like a stack of 67.5 diamonds, it was pretty crazy, also would buy again, great game. Also made sword and kills GIANT spiders. That was really cool and this game reminded me of it. WARNING: Player discretion is advices, lots of crazy lookin spiders ( VERY SPOOKY) is very spooky game, one time, this one spider jumped out from under this one couch, and scared me really bad this one time. It was very spooky, I went and tried to cry on virtual couch, and fell to floor, very realistic game, mistook fake couch for real couch, very realistic. Also great game, would buy again. Hi, I love this game, it’s great if you like spiders, there is a lot of spiders in this game, please play it, please play it. Also, would buy again, great game. Overall it’s a game changer for kill it with fire. Before there was only a handful of ways to unalive innocent spiders, now there’s infinite possibilities! You could kill a spider with a weedwhacker(Makes this sound “BrrbrrbrrVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSHddddddd”) or you could become a ninja and chuck shurikens at them (Makes this sound “Thwack, Thwack, Thwack, Thwack), or, you could do what I do, and use use your grandmas urn! Or just your grandma if they’re not dead yet. There are endless possibilities! And another thing, there are huge variety of spider creatures to unalive in this game too! We have mother spiders, it’s like a spider piñata surprise! You bust them open, and you get more spiders!!! Or there’s the baby spiders! They’re very fast and small, so just use bombs! It clears them out very quickly. And my personal favorite, bomb spiders! You kill one, and they kill more! Soon they’ll have a bigger kill streak than you!(Sounds like this when they die”hssssssssssssss PLGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG / KABOOM” whichever you prefer) We also have, a new variety of items! They’re called “food” there are many different kinds of “food”, there is food for you! In the form of an energy drink! It slows down time! They won’t know what hit them (It’s a
shotgun) Then we have “food” for them, there’s basic cheese balls first, which lure them out of hiding so you can explode them! (Sounds like “KABOOM”) Or you can give them flaming hot cheese balls, which lure them out, and make them exploding spiders! So you can explode with a shotgun instead, or a weedwhacker if you prefer. Then, my all time favorite “food” is the royal jelly flavor, this turns them into Supreme Spider Piñata Surprise!!! Then, we have a few new weapons I believe, including the all new vacuum cleaner! Use everyday objects to murder spiders in all new ways never seen before! One more great addition, the fire extinguisher! Ever found yourself blowing up random, and then, uh oh, you’re surrounded by fire! Or uh oh, your cats on fire, or, uh oh, you need reach escape velocity in just 30 seconds! What do you do? I’ll tell you what you do, you whip out your fire extinguisher, pull the pin ( Don’t worry it’s not a grenade) and in seconds, the fires gone! Your cat might be gone, but at least you reached escape velocity, but uh oh, now you’re falling back down to earth! Don’t worry this game doesn’t have fall damage! That’s because you’re not even supposed to jump! Let alone reach escape velocity! Or, another thing, if you don’t have any books nearby, maybe they burnt to a crisp! But that’s not my problem, this is another great use for the fire extinguisher! You can use it like a fancy metal fly swatter, or in our case, a spider swatter! By far, the worst weapon, is the clipboard. Only does the same stuff as a book you could find on the floor! Or you could just use the more stylish version, the frying pan! Or use your trusty fire extinguisher as mentioned before! By far the best weapon, is the Molotov! One toss and building on fire! If you still had a cat now it’s not there anymore! And pesky paperwork, as it’ll be gone with the rest of the building, and your cat! Got some pesky family members? Then tell them “Begone!” and chuck one of these bad boys and poof, they’ll be gone in smoke, like your cat! And your grandma, she ever refuse to give you any cookies? Not anymore! It’s the all in one every use item that totally will not just burn relationships, but the people themselves. And that’s just people(And cats)! Imagine the destruction and death when trying it out on a colony of spiders! Imagine the chaos, and while you can sit back and relax and watch everything burn while you don’t take ANY fire damage in this game! An honorable mention is the shotgun! It’s very useful for killing many spiders in one shot, very good spread on fire, works on toast too(Or a cat)! Very good for sniping spiders from across the room, or when they’re right in your face! Ever feel the need to make a book fly using the power of bullets? Try an SMG! You can literally make most things fly by shooting them from beneath into the sky! Another great weapon is the weapon you get for beating everything, it’s a flaming circular saw launcher! Ever want to get rid of those pesky spiders, but one way to kill them just isn’t enough? We’ll try the all new saw launcher! Not only does it effectively work as a massive shuriken launcher, but it also sets things on fire! Effectively killing spiders in two ways at once! And if you shoot at exploding spider, well that becomes three ways! Saw, bomb, and fire! Another one of my all time favorites, Gasoline! You can make a line of it and set it one fire, make a circle of fire, maybe trap a couple spiders in the middle and boom! Entertainment for hours. You could also use it to set off explosives. That’s enough about the weapons, let’s talk about spiders. We have eight types of glorious spider variants, the first cool one being a jumping spider. They hide in drawers and when you least expect it, BOOM, they’re on your face and your screaming for your life, great spiders very good at being spooky. Then we have a duo, first is radioactive spiders, these dudes aren’t very annoying on their own, but when they run near dead spiders, then they become zombie spiders! Now when there was only one problem, you get hundreds! And now you get higher kill counts easy!
Radioactive spiders, who loves um? YOU DO 👉👉👉👉👍👍👍👍!!! Ever want to become spider man? Too bad, that’s not how it works, but you CAN create an infinite amount of spiders whith them! Already cleared the level but you need a couple more kills? Need to quench your thirst for blood? Well let one of these guys scurry around and you’ll have zombie spiders in no time! Love this game by the way, I can confidently say I would purchase it again. Also, if you read the entire review and remember the Molotov (Only the best weapon in the whole game!) then you’ll love gasoline! If a Molotov doesn’t have enough destructive power to you, say no more! Dribble some gasoline along the floor, then set it to flames then you’ll have at least 50% more destruction GUEANTEED! Also, do you hate your sanity? You do? Wel you’re gonna love invisible spiders too! If you don’t quit the game cause you can’t find that one last spider, then you certainly will when they jump at you out of nowhere!
-That one random guy who has too much free time
P.s. I love this game, would buy again,
Also, total spider count of this review is 40!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
I guarantee you won’t find a better spider count for a review anywhere else! :) :) :) ;) :) :) ;) :) :) :)
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P.S.S Fave stares!!!!!
List of things to ramble on about next:
-flamethrower
-other cheese ball flavors
-RPG
-The many uses of fire
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