I Am Rat

I AM RAT

You are a rat, and the diner is yours. Stools are towers, the counter is a cliff and the swing doors are a canyon. Scurry the kitchen, the dining room and the restroom, grab every snack you can carry, and get it home.

DIVE INTO THE TOILET The fastest way home is down. Leap into the bowl, drop through the shaft and ride the pipes to your lounge. A green pad at the bottom whooshes you back up and out.

FEED THE LOUNGE Your home is a brick cistern under the street. Drop food on the tray: every delivery earns new decor, a new rat friend and points on the big scoreboard.

CRACKS, CRAWLSPACES AND PIPES Squeeze through cracks into the crawlspaces behind the walls, climb to the floor vent, slide down to the falls, follow the storm pipe to the grate.

THE BLACK RATS' LAIR A KEEP OUT hole in the kitchen wall leads to a long red-lit lair patrolled by black rats with glowing eyes. Steal their cheese and run. Dash past the swinging bone clubs, play whack-a-mole in the side rooms, and reach the vault where the boss guards the golden cheese. Ten cheeses stacked at home and you are the Cheese Champion.

THE ARCADE Toss berries through the hoop, walk the light floor's sequence back in order, ring the bell, climb the ledge for the cheese on top.

BUILT FOR COMFORT Walk on the stick, hold the left trigger to scurry, push into a wall to climb it, horizon level. 45-degree snap turning. Take the headset off and the game pauses. No accounts, no internet, nothing collected.